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Tuesday = Monday part 2

OMG!! Today feels like hell formed over me and settled in for a permanent stay! My eyes feel like sandpaper everytime I blink. Maybe I can go without blinking today??

I am almost done with my list of MY top 10 WoP. It should be ready a little later and I will post it as soon as it’s done.

Here are a few more pics to hold you over until then. Great pics!! Please keep them coming.

Smoking

Case of Boobs

Nomm nomm nomm

Yes, it does a body good

You ever have a co-worker that drives you completely nuts? Not in a good way! The kind of way that if you heard they were seriously injured in a car crash you would breathe a sigh of relief like a heavy weight had just been lifted off your chest? What do you do to keep the peace? Do you turn the other cheek or do you say something? If you have had one of those “relationships” please let me know and also let me know how you went about keeping the civility at the sake of your job. I am interested in how many of these working environments we have to put up with in our society.

Stay tuned for the WoP post coming very soon and keep sending the pics. I have not forgotten to start my review of some newer movies I have gotten my hands on. Just need to find a time between kids and sleeplesness to watch and write.

Blogger brands Miss Singapore Universe’s 34-inch bust claim ‘false’

A woman blogger has claimed that the “assets” of the newly-crowned Miss Singapore Universe Rachel Kum are not 34-inch and she has given a fake measurement of her bust size.

According to Sin Chew Daily, prominent blogger Yu-Kym examined Kum’s pictures and alleged that she could have bragged about her 34-inch bust.

[Rachel Kum (middle) won Miss Universe Singapore on May 9]

Renowned for her straightforward postings on sex-related issues, Kym also noticed that many of the beauty contestants did “reveal” the truth about their vital statistics, especially their breast measurements.

“Contestants who boast of having 34-inch busts were certainly no match to top international models like Rachel Nichols and Gisele Bundchen who have a similar figure,” The Star Online quoted her as saying.

She questioned how the measurements were taken and whether it was done in accordance with international standards.

[Miss Singapore’s Rachel Kum on the right]

However, Daryl Pang, spokesman for Derrol Stepenny Promotions, the organiser of the beauty pageant, refuted the claims, and said that none of the contestants had cheated on their vital statistics.

Pang reportedly said that Kum’s vital statistics were real.

bron: blog.taragana.com, zimbio.com (ANI) [13-8-2009]

Do Bad Guys Always Get the Girl?

When Mr. Nice loses out to Mr. Naughty in the dating game

If we are to believe the movies, the ruthless tough guy always gets the girl. And didn’t it seem that the bad boys at school always had the hottest babes? The best looking girls always seem to love the bad guys. Maybe because the best looking guys always became the bad guys? Everywhere we tend to see bad guys and nice girls. We see fools and meatheads with the girls of our fantasies. In the mall we see our flaxen haired goddesses with America’s Most Wanted. Is it nature at work, is it us, what has gone awry?

Men are confused. We like to refer to stereotypes and work from them. Men are told that we need to be a hero and a tough guy. But then we are told we need to be in touch with our sensitive sides. Meanwhile the man down the street who treats his girlfriends like crap, never calls, is rude and disrespect appears to have a fan club developing. Life, my friends, can seem unfair. But let’s look at what is going on with this scenario.

Interest. Bad guys are interesting, they do interesting things. They have strayed from the straight-and-narrow and have developed their own code of conduct. They do what they want. They go where they want. They answer to no one. They are, in other words, fascinating. Tow the line, do as you are told and inevitably you will be become dull. Mavericks are interesting, straight guys are not.

Bad guys are confident and self assured. They know what they’re about and don’t really care what others think. They are their own men and don’t need others to prop them up. Bad guys don’t have to be in shape, just look at James Galdofini from The Sopranos, who is immensely attractive despite his rotund appearance. Some can become almost caricaturesof themselves, but that doesn’t make them any less attractive.

Plus bad guys are a challenge. We all love a challenge, and women may love a challenge even more than the boys. If something is a challenge, the end results must surely be worthwhile, right? The girls who go after bad guys want to find the pot of gold at the end of crazy rainbow. They will go to great lengths to solve their mysteries. And once they have them, once they’ve conquered the challenge, they don’t want to let go. Plus it makes for an exciting rollercoaster ride because the bad guy could walk away at any moment. The greater the danger of loosing a bad guy, the greater the effort they’ll put forth to keep them. And there may be a lesson there.

What do we have if we combine these facets? Power, strength of character, confidence, a maverick nature and an immensely interesting personality equals sexiness. That is exactly what the bad boy is, so it’s no surprise that this type of guy often get the gal. It doesn’t mean to say that we like them, and it doesn’t mean it is fair or even a good thing, but raw attraction can be nature’s way.

I am not in any way suggesting that we should all be Mr. Bad Guy. Not at all. What I am saying is that there are lessons to be learned here. What is attractive can be modified and added to our arsenal of dating weaponry. How you perceive yourself that matters the most. If you can increase your confidence levels, get your career on the right tracks, excel in what you do and be your own man within the confines of your working life, then you’ll get that bad boy confidence. And that attitude will boost your attractiveness. You don’t need to go around being bad, but you can be a bit more deliberate in your actions, a little less available and a little more enigmatic. This will boost your interest factor and again help in your attractiveness.

The modern dating game is highly complex and courting rituals can be a minefield. Go back to basics, analyze what is it that you think potential partners would like and think about how can you match of yourself to those qualities. Changing just a few small things could make the world of difference.

odio los hoteles de gente adecuada

Tengo frio.
Me retuerzo entre las sabanas, y me arropo un poco más.
No importa la temperatura, los hoteles siempre están helados después de reunirse con gente respetable. Coversación gris, frases hechas. Rodeada de hombres recomendables que nunca sabrían doblegar mi voluntad junto con mi cuerpo.
No puedo dormir, doy vueltas, y en cada una de ellas las sabanas acarician mi piel desnuda, aprieto los muslos, y cierro los ojos.
No quiero estar en este hotel color quirofano, en una cama perfecta donde no hay ni un solo anclaje para que tu me ates.

M

Happy 2nd Birthday, Museworthy!!!

Well friends, here we are again, in celebration mode!! It’s a festive gala, a jamboree, commemorating this blog’s 2nd birthday. You know what this means, don’t you? It means Museworthy has now entered the “terrible twos” phase! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! :breaks china, throws pillows, starts fires, floods, and food fights:

I hope it’s been as good for you as it’s been for me. Together we have explored art, honored muses, models, and art modeling, discussed painting and drawing, music, animals, and New York City. We’ve shared plenty of laughs and smiles. Most of all, I want to take this opportunity to once again thank everyone for your loyal readership and delightful participation in Museworthy. And that includes your sympathetic – and empathetic – friendships during my personal turmoils, insecurities, and meltdowns For two terrific years now, you guys have truly kept this blog spinning, seeking, and striving. That’s no exaggeration.

To show my appreciation and express my sincere gratitude, I am down on bended knee. This picture was taken by the only photographer that this confirmed artist’s model will work with, the talented and inspiring Fred Hatt.

For a song last year I used “Amoreena” by Elton John, and I’ve decided to go with another Englishman. This is David Bowie:

Peace and love . .

:blows kisses:

Your muse,
Claudia

Aubrey O'Day: Called in Sick, 2nd Day of PEEPSHOW !!

Aubrey O’day is the new Peep “Diva” for the Peepshow at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas.  While working in Las Vegas, Aubrey is also filming her reality TV show. Monday was the first day of work for Aubrey and on her first day of work she and follow co-star, Holly Madison took their tops off and showed us their fake breast implants. [Pop the hood and see pics there]

The second day of work she called in sick because supposedly she had lost her voice. Translation: Aubrey partied tooo hard on her first day of work and has a massive hangover.

Ayi Aubrey, calling in sick on your 2nd day of work is no bueno!

Mai Phương Thúy: Một trong top 5 vòng một "khủng" nhất Việt Nam

Gợi cảm với những đường cong và vòng một bất thường, các người đẹp giờ đây không chỉ nổi tiếng về tài năng mà còn bởi nhan sắc và độ nóng bỏng trong mỗi khuôn hình.Điểm một vài cái tên đang nổi trong làng giải trí thời gian gần đây về vòng 1 nóng bỏng, họ là những ai?

Thủy top – Hoàng Minh Thủy (1989) – Hay còn gọi là Super Bưởi, nhũ phì mặt dày và bẩn nhất Việt Nam

Cô gái 20 tuổi này có lẽ được người ta nhắc nhiều đến vì “vòng 1 vĩ đại” hơn là tài năng của một diễn viên hay stylist thời trang. Vốn từng là bạn thân của “Vàng Anh” Hoàng Thùy Linh, bộ đôi bạn cùng tiến này đã cùng nổi danh bằng hai con đường và cả hai đều đã thành công khi được nhắc tên. Xuất hiện và gây sốc với 2 bộ ảnh để đời là “Sexy Sunshine” và “Boxing Girl”. Ngay sau khi 2 bộ ảnh đó được tung ra, nhiều người đã coi Thủy Top như một “phát nổ” về độ sexy – quả bom tấn, quả bom sex vì chính Thủy Top là người dựng style và kiêm luôn người mẫu của bộ ảnh này. Cuộc so tài giữa các vòng 1 “khủng” giờ đây luôn có tên Thủy Top trong bảng so sánh phân bì.

Sau sự cố với vợ chồng Quảng Hải – Hải Yến, Thủy Top lại tiếp tục bị lộ hàng một lần nữa và câu chuyện về cô gái này vẫn sẽ còn tiếp tục. Hiện cô đang là stylist thời trang cho báo Sài Gòn tiếp thị, Tiếp thị gia đình, Tạp chí Âm nhạc…

MC Pha LêCô MC sinh năm 1987 được nhiều người biết đến với vai trò MC của Đài Truyền hình Hà Nội và qua cuộc thi Vietnam Idol 2008. Đồng thời, cô cũng là người làm nóng dư luận về mối quan hệ với hai cầu thủ nổi tiếng là Công Vinh và Lee Nguyễn. Cô gái có khuôn mặt không nổi bật lắm này sở hữu một thân hình khá gợi cảm với vòng một nóng bỏng, đặc biệt trong bộ ảnh “Người đẹp và xe”.

Pha Lê vừa tốt nghiệp Đại học Ngoại ngữ và đang vững bước tiến trên con đường nghệ thuật. Cô cho biết đã có bạn trai hiện đang ở nước ngoài.
Lê Kiều Như – Người đẹp và váy mỏng (lão Huy già chuyến này sướng nhỉ )Cô diễn viên có vẻ ngoài hiền lành đã gây sôc với khán giả bằng một loạt những bộ ảnh gợi cảm. Tự tin với vóc dáng, Lê Kiều Như đã trình làng những tấm hình sexy với váy mỏng. Được biết đến sau “VTV, bài hát tôi yêu”, Lê Kiều Như lại lấn sân sang điện ảnh như một cơ duyên. Cô đã hoàn thành phim “Bước chân hoàn vũ” và tiểu thuyết “Sợi xích”.

Lê Kiều Như và bạn trai cô, nhạc sĩ Nguyễn Nhất Huy vẫn chưa tính đến đám cưới trong năm nay. Hotgirl Elly – Nguyễn Kim Hồng
Xuất hiện trong chương trình Thục Sơn Kiều Nữ – cuộc thi sắc đẹp dành riêng cho các game thủ nữ, Elly đã trở thành cái tên được đánh giá là đối thủ xứng tầm với Thủy Top.

Trong thời gian qua Elly được biết đến như một Hot girl trên mạng với “vòng 1 gợi cảm”. Sau khi cơn sốt mang tên “hội chứng Thủy Top” lắng xuống, thì cư dân mạng lại nhắc đến Elly – như là một cơn sốt mới. Gần đây, Elly xuất hiện nhiều hơn trong vai trò người mẫu game. Cô còn định phát triển việc ca hát, vì vẫn vừa đi học vừa đi luyện thanh. Hoa hậu Mai Phương ThúyNgay sau khi những bức hình nóng bỏng của Mai Phương Thúy được đăng tải trên một trang báo mạng, nhiều người đã rất sốc và đưa ra nghi vấn khi thấy đôi gò bồng đảo của Hoa hậu nở nang quá mức. Có nhiều tin đồn về chuyện hoa hậu đã “dao kéo’ lại vòng một và được đem ra so sánh với những tấm hình trước đây của cô.

Với chiều cao 1m84 và vòng 1 nóng bỏng, Mai Phương Thúy là người đẹp có số đo chuẩn nhất hiện nay. Theo Afamily

Nude

(Esse texto foi publicado em www.buffetcolonial.com.br em  16/09/2009).

Todas as fontes de moda apontam o Nude como sendo a tendência mais forte para este verão.

A idéia é usar uma cor que se aproxime ao tom da sua pele (e por isso é importante lembrar que existem vários tons de nude). E no VMA (Video Music Awards, da MTV) que rolou no domingo aconteceu uma profusão de looks nessa cor!

Para não errar no vestido de festa, opte algum outro elemento de riqueza. Um bordado generoso, detalhes criativos ou uma grande quantidade de tecido ajudam a compensar a “falta de cor”.

Do longo poderoso de Taylor Swift ao mini moderno de Alexa Chung, os vestidos das celebs são um belo exemplo de como dá pra adaptar a tendência ao seu estilo. Se você não está a fim de fazer a “fashionista”, vale lembrar que Christian Louboutin defende que toda mulher tem que ter um sapato da cor da pele no closet, exatamente porque dá uma super alongada. Nude é o novo pretinho básico! rs!

sobre o nú e a sexualidade

ATENÇÃO, POST DE ORDEM AUTORAL!

O fimdesemana me inspirou para escrever esse post. Ouvi uma coisa de uma pessoa e não achei muito agradável, mas o bom foi que eu devaguei muito sobre o assunto e a conclusão que cheguei foi:

“Eu sou uma pessoa que não tem tabus para falar sobre sexo. Só que algumas pessoas simplesmente não entendem que só porque eu falo sobre sexo (as vezes execessivamente) quer dizer que eu seja uma pessoa fácil e vulgar. Não quer dizer que só porque eu fale sobre isso eu faça isso horrores e a toda hora e que eu esteja sempre precisando ou que eu seja uma necessitada ou então uma maucomida! É como se todas as mulheres que pousassem nuas fossem chamadas de … (sei lá qualquer palavra prejorativa o suficiente pra não ser dita aqui).”

Acreditem, esse desabafo doeu pra sair. Mas, de uma coisa eu sei, eu não vou mudar meu “jeitinho” de ser só porque algumas pessoas não tem a capacidade de entender ou diferenciar as coisas. Sorte de quem me conhece mesmo!

bom selecionei fotos de nús e não fotos sexuais!

Irving Penn

Helmut Newton

Sarah Moon

vamos ver o que Barthes diria sobre o obsceno:

“A obscenidade amorosa é extrema: nada pode recolhe-la, dar a ela o valor forte de uma transgressão; a solidão do sujeito é tímida, privada de cenário: nenhum Bataille daria uma escritura a esse obsceno.

O texto amoroso (apenas um texto) é feito de pequenos narcisismos, de mesquinharias psicológicas; ele não tem grandeza: ou sua grandeza (mas quem é que socialmente esta ai para reconhece-la?) é de não poder atingir nenhuma grandeza, nem mesmo a do “baixo materialismo”. É então o momento impossível  onde o obsceno pode coincidir verdadeiramente com a afirmação, o amém, o limite da língua (todo obsceno dizível como tal não pode ser mais o último grau do obseno: eu mesmo ao dize-lo, mesmo que fosse atraves do piscar de uma figura, já estou recuperado).”

Trecho do livro Fragmentos de um Discurso Amororso.

……………. . …………. . SoundTrack Caetano Veloso/Ingenuidade

Nude, vermelho ou rosa?

Vocês já devem saber que as cores de batons mais quentes para a nova estação são nude, vermelho e rosa. Eu amo essas cores de batons, são as que eu mais uso e adoro… Mas tem gente que diz que as branquinhas ficam pálidas com nude nos lábios, ou que as morenas não ficam bem de vermelho, porém todas nós queremos usar essas cores não é mesmo? E é claro que tem um jeito de todas usarmos independente da cor da nossa pele! Cada tipo de pele tem tons de cores que ficam melhores, pensando nisso eu pesquisei como usar cada uma dessas cores em três tons de pele: peles claras, morenas claras e morenas.

Pele clara:

Nude: os melhores tons são os mais claros, os que se aproximam da cor da pele.

Vermelho: ficam melhores nas versões mais puras, mais puxadas para o carmim e o cereja.

Rosa: os tons mais claros e frios ficam melhores.

1. MAC Satin Lipstick – Myth $12,99 na All Cosmetics.

2. Batom Dior Addict – Sunight Red R$44,00 no Morangão.

3. Batom Colour Fever Lancôme – Red and Sensual Java R$45,00 no Morangão.

4. Batom Dior Addict – Screem Rose R$44,00 no Morangão.

Morenas claras:

Nude: ficam melhores com tons próximos da pele, como um tom pastel ou amanteigado.

Vermelho: ficam ótimos em tons bem vivos, como sangue e coral.

Rosa: um tom de rosa puro, com um pouco de coral.

1. MAC Lipstick – Creme De Nude $11,99 na All Cosmetics.

2. Batom Colour Fever Lancôme – Hot Stuff Rouge R$45,00 no Morangão.

3. Batom Colour Surge Clinique – Vintage Red R$24,00 no Morangão

4. Batom Colour Fever Lancôme – S.O.S Pink R$45,00 no Morangão.

Morenas:

Nude: os tons que deixam mais próximos a cor dos lábios ficam melhores, se usar um tons muito claros dão um ar pálido.

Vermelho: ficam melhores os tons mais escuros, mais puxados para o vinho e para o bordô, como o vermelho-ameixa ou o vermelho-telha.

Rosa: ficam lindos com os tons mais vibrantes, como o fúcsia.

1. MAC Lipstick - Fleshlight $12,99 na All Cosmetics. 

2. MAC Lipstick – Twig $11,99 na All Cosmetics.

3. Batom Colour Fever Lancôme – Socialite Red R$38,50 no Morangão.

4. Batom Colour Fever Lancôme – Punk Chick Pink R$45,00 no Morangão.

 

By Camila

Avery Adams | Shipshape

Hailing from Tulsa, Oklahoma, Avery is a free spirit who lives by the seat of her pants—but only when she’s wearing any! After spending two years as an exotic dancer in South Carolina, the “professional exhibitionist” moved to Las Vegas to practice her trade. Mom knows what she’s been up to, but Dear Old Dad is totally in the dark. “I told him I work at a nightclub,” giggles the mischievous Midwesterner, who pictures herself as a “boring girl” because she enjoys video games, bicycling and writing.

Avery Adams on the beach

Models compete in New Silk Road contest in Sanya

Models compete in New Silk Road contest in Sanya (in South China)

Contestants in the 17th New Silk Road Model Contest pose during an outdoor photo shoot in Sanya (simp三亚trad三亞), a coastal city in South China’s Hainan (海南) province, September 14, 2009. The final round of the contest, which includes the winners of previous rounds held in 14 different cities, will take place between September 11 and September 30 in Sanya. [Xinhua]

bron: www.chinadaily.com.cn

Joanna Angel

I would go farther than just say joanna angel is the reigning queen of indy alt smut, I would go so far as to say she is all but responsible for it. This beautiful punk rock goddess didn’t just start manufacturing smut, she helped create a sexually charged diy fuck community that created countless imitators. She’s not just a pretty face, she is a strong independent entropnenur and thats hot.

Check out the Burning Angel site

or Joanna’s own site

Naked GHOULS Reading - November 1st

The Chicago Naked Girls desend upond Madison, Wisconsin on November 1st for ghost stories and tales from the great beyond.  Michelle L’amour and a choice selection of her Chicago girls will visit Mad City to regale and titillate audiences with this spooky event.

This private event will be held on November 1st from 7-10pm at a private venue located at 817 E. Johnson Street, Madison, WI 53703 and is BYOB.

Purchase your reservation now (this event will likely sell out, get yours now):

Ρίξε στο κορμί μου σπίρτο, και νέφτι, και βενζίνη, και οινόπνευμα και ότι άλλο θες.

Έχεις ανάψει, έχεις καψώσει; Η θερμοκρασία του κορμιού σου έχει ανέβει επικύνδυνα; Αν η απάντηση σε όλα είναι ναι, τότε πρέπει να καλέσεις επειγόντως την πυροσβεστική. Αν όμως αντί για τον κλασικό Έλληνα πυροσβέστη με το μπυρόκοιλο και το μουστάκι σκάσει μύτη ο William Levy τότε τι κάνεις;  Μα φυσικά ορμάς και χάνεστε και οι δυο στις φλόγες του κορμιού σου. Ηδονικά και ερωτικά..  (Πρέπει να αφήσω τα άρλεκιν και να διαβάσω πάλι καμιά παθολογία.. Το ΄χάνω!)

Vampire Diaries Flashing T&A in Public

Some seriously hot young actresses from the CW show “The Vampire Diaries” were arrested after police that should have been chasing rapists and drug dealers said they were dangling off a Georgia overpass and flashing drivers.

Not just one but several dumb asses actually called 911 on Aug. 22, 2009 to report seeing the young women flashing drivers on I-75 from the side of the Rumble Road overpass just north of Macon.

Deputies rushed right over when they heard teen girls were hanging and flashing from the Rumble Road Bridge.  When the police arrived they found five females and a male standing on the bridge.

When informed of the complaints, the incredibly lucky guy that was with the girls (Shields) told the police that he was a photographer and was engaged in a photo shoot for a television show.  One of the officers checked the cameras and found various images of the female actresses sitting, straddling and hanging on the bridge in various poses.

How messed up is it that?  In a country where you can watch a show graphically and realistically depict a human being filleted alive on prime time television, fuck wad’s call the police on some young girls who just wanted to make their day.  Seriously, instead of getting all offended and spazzing out, those drivers should have been honored.

The police should have ticketed the drivers for wasting their time.  Instead dick head deputies arrested cameraman Tyler Shields, 27, and actresses, Nina Dobrev, 20, Sara Canning, 22, Kayla Ewell, 24, Krystal Vayda, 23, and Candice Accola, 22.

They were charged with disorderly conduct and released on bond.

What to do when a Guest Answers the Door in the Nude

Often when you work in a smaller hotel, one that is not full service, you find that while your job title is front desk girl, you are also the maintenance man, bell boy, housekeeper, and room service attendant.

When these other jobs arise you never know what may happen. pretty often you will have to bring a plunger up to a room (because you don’t give the guests the option of plunging the toilet for them), or you may be asked to pick up the stiff, baby opossum that died next to the pool gate (while a family of four watches you try to grab its tail through a trash bag with a pair of kitchen gloves on your hands and quietly squealing: “ew, ew, ew, ew…”), or perhaps a guest needs five extra pillows even though they are rooming alone and already have four pillows on their king-sized bed (I think they secretly build forts out of pillows, chairs and the comforter).

But every once in a while when you are dragging a crib (or child death trap as I like to call them) up to a room or perhaps the fifteen towels a guest requested, you will be faced with the ultimate situation of panic: the nude or nearly nude guest.

It never fails that this guest is either a) a very hairy man or b) a giant woman or possibly c) a combination of both.

When this happens there are a few actions you should take:

First, avert your eyes!!!! I know it is like a car accident and you want to crane your neck to see the horrible, mangled wreckage that stands before you, but remember: once you see it you won’t be able to forget it…or sleep for several days. While you must treat each guest with respect you probably will not be able to mask the distaste of the little bit of throw up that is now in your mouth.

Next, assess the situation. Are you in danger? Are there any guests close by who could hear you if you screamed? Can you out run the tub O’ lard that stands before you? Generally, these guests are not dangerous. Besides accosting your eyes they are harmless.

Lastly, get out of there! hand off the toothbrush or bottle of shampoo you brought up there, manage a weak smile (more like a pained wince), and back away.

At this point you will become aware of the amount of sweat that has perspired from your body. Take a few moments for yourself in the housekeeping bathroom to breathe and freshen up before you run back to the desk to spill the story of the yeti you just met on the third floor.

Much like the nude guest you will also have to interact with the wildly inane client. This guest has no sense of reality and indeed lives in a little world of their own creation.

One very such guest, Mr. House, will seemingly intentionally make your job exceedingly difficult. He will do things like: not pay for his room, bring massive amounts of model boat-making kits into his room, not allow housekeeping into his room, get un-seaworthy model boats stuck in the middle of the retention pond, rent small water crafts to retrieve said model boat, paddle onto the pond in his under shorts, successfully retrieve model boat without incident, proceed to roll backwards down the embankment of the pond in his under shorts and break the model boat he just retrieved.

Mr. House will seem to be completely dimwitted and his only goal is to make your job difficult. However, he may be overcome by your politeness and take your hospitality as a sign of flirtation. In this case, this guest will go to radio shack to buy you a gift. He’ll purchase an electronic pen that can record messages. He then record a personal message just for you! This message will be along the lines of: “In case you haven’t noticed, you’re beautiful.”

I know that you will probably be extremely weirded out by this unique gift and a little upset with the fact that after listening to it you dropped the five pound pen on your toe. But the best thing to do in this situation is to continue to be respectful and kind toMr. House and to point out how much he reminds you of your father as often as possible.

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l.a.m.b. spring 2010

Ontem Gwen Stefani chegou assim para apresentar o desfile de primavera 2010 de sua grife L.A.M.B. na semana de moda de Nova York:

E para variar fez bonito, mostrando uma coleção bem oitentisa, com uma pegada rocker, cortes geométricos que remetem a alfaiataria, silhuetas amplas e minis e muitos acessórios. Na palheta de cores traz tons de preto e branco, azul royal, verde, nude,  e detalhes amarelo, verde e rosa cítricos.

Gwen também apresentou sua nova coleção de bolsas, todas divinas e muito neon! Tô amando total!

essa já tá na minha wishlist ❤.

A grife realmente está apostando nas cores neon, inclusive pra make up. Eu que odeio sombra e não uso nem a pau, to desejando sair por aí com os olhos fluor já hahaha:

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Tendências de Verão (Parte 7) - O Nude

Muito se fala a respeito do nude que apareceu com tudo nos desfiles nacionais e internacionais para a moda feminina. O Nude é uma derivação do rosa e do bege que tenta imitar o tom da pele, dando impressão de nudez, dai se explica o nome. a tendência também apareceu para o vestuário masculino para o verão 2010 e se bem usado pode causar resultados bem interessantes, ressaltando o corpo e dando destaque a pele e não apenas a roupa  além de ser bastante sofisticado. Confira alguns looks com variações da cor:

Colcci

Armand Basi

Alessandro Dell'Acqua

TNG

Calvin Klein

Versace

Jadson Raniere

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Man rapes 125 women in 9 years

Man rapes 125 women in 9 years.

Tuesday, the South-Korean police caught a man who was suspected of raping 125 women. He did that in a timespan of 9 years.

The 39 year old delivery man was arrested in Gyeonggi province near the South-Korean capital Seoul. He was caught on security cameras which led to his arrest.

The victims he chose were young female singles. He also stole the jewelry of the victims he raped more than once.

The mass rapist began in July 2000 untill his arrest in July 2009. Since 2001 the man is married, and has a daughter.

bron: ANP [08-09-2009]

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Australian teacher hypnotized students for sex

Australian teacher hypnotized students for sex.

In Adelaide, Australia, a teacher has been arrested for suspicion of hypnotising his students and followed by a rape. The man would allegedly have worked together with other colleagues. The group of teachers is being sued for 146 cases of pedophilia.

The incidents took place between 1967 and 1990, according to The Daily Telegraph. The currently 66 year old former clergy man Brian Spillane would be the main responsible man. He would have hypnotized boys first, and later tried to hypnotize girls. This took place in the showers of the school, but also during prayers, according to witnesses.

bron: www.spitsnieuws.nl [2-9-2009]

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