Sitting on the sofa
Feeling kind of rude
I’ve got a bucket full of apricots
And I’m completely nude
It’s true that I’m a pervert
I’m depraved and kinky
Push me down the stairs
Let me be your human slinky
Dip my wick in honey
And cover me in ants
There’s ten thousand volts
Flowing through my underpants
Yes, I’m rather kinky
My thoughts are very blue
But always remember this…
I’m not as bad as you
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